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If you catch on fire…

Stop, drop and roll.

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The Difference between a blue Monster and a Rockstar Recovery (Lemonade flavor)

The only difference that needs to be known is a blue Monster tastes DELICIOUS and a Rockstar Recovery tastes…not so good

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Would you rather have one free trip to space or free international travel for life?

I got this idea from WordPress after my last blog. I don’t know how this is even a question. Unless you’re really rich and can travel anywhere already, why would you pick the space trip? You can go to space once… and do what? Look out the window. Be uncomfortable for a little, sit in a tight spot and have a good chance of dying? I would most definitely take the free international travel for life.

The possibilities are endless. You can go wherever you want whenever you want.

Skiing in Colorado, yup.

Walk the Great Wall, check.

Have a weekend in the Red Light District, I think so.

I think my life would be complete if I had free travel for life. You’d have no excuse for being unhappy.

This is also my opinion and I’m sure there are people that would disagree. We all know that one trip to space could be so exciting! (note the sarcasm)

25 Random Facts

  • There has been 3 US presidents with the same birthday.
  • The average person will drink 450 gallons of water in their lifetime.
  • Caffeine has shown small cancer healing effects in dogs.
  • The average person can do 37 sit up and 25 push-ups.
  • Peanut butter was invented by the Mayans.
  • In your life you will get bit by a mosquito over 1000 times.
  • People in the US own more blue shirts than any other color.
  • Consuming 3 alcoholic drinks a day will increase your life by 3-4 years.
  • The average US citizen has 4 cavities.
  • The fastest mile ran by a human was in 3:41:03.
  • A giraffes tongue is 12 ft long.
  • Bill Gates donated over $12 million to a company researching hair loss.
  • The most popular card game in 2009 was Pinochle.
  • Canada is the only country that it’s legal to marry your parent.
  • You are 3x more likely to have twins if you drink Diet Pepsi regularly.
  • There are over 3 million websites.
  • Over 350 websites are made a day.
  • The college with the most dropouts is Virginia Tech.
  • More people play Xbox than can read.
  • There is most likely a pedophile living close to you.

If you read this and were shocked by some of these or learned some new things there’s a reason why. To the best of my knowledge everyone of these facts is false. I do a lot of “stumbling” when I’m on the internet and I’m always brought to lists of things I didn’t know. It made me wonder, how much of this stuff is just straight b.s. The title is actually a lie too, there isn’t 25 facts there… hopefully you noticed. I also never read the fine print at the bottom so if I read this I’d believe all of these lies.

Trick or Treat

I have been in quite the blog rut lately. I couldn’t think of anything to write about for the last 2 weeks. I figured I’d do a quick one about the best holiday ever. Which it’s actually not the day that’s the best but the weekend before… HALLOWEEN! What other time of the year can you(if you’re a normal human being) dress up like whatever you want and drink for a week straight!? A plus for most guys (not me) is how girls can show their true selves on this day and dress like the sluts they are! 🙂 I am a sucker for couple outfit’s too. V hates me for it but I absolutely love it! This year we are going as Clark Kent and Lois Lane! 🙂 She’s not very happy about the pick but I gave her Saturday night to pick our outfits and she hasn’t came up with anything yet. Thursday night I will be dressed as the best man on television, Dexter. There’s my rant about Halloween.

 

All I want for Christmas is… my 3 black guns :)

 

With Christmas just around the corner I figured it was appropriate to make a little list of things I’d like. 🙂 In case anyone(V) was wondering what I wanted. Nothing too crazy… At least I don’t think so.

Smith and Wesson M&P. I’d really be happy with any caliber but I’d prefer the 40. All black and any accessories you think I’d like.

Springfield Armory XD. Also any caliber but prefer 40. Same thing applies. 🙂

Collection wouldn’t be complete without an AR-15. Doesn’t have to be this pretty but I wouldn’t complain. I’m just trying to keep us safe for the upcoming Zombie Apocalypse. I’m not just crazy!

Dream Rides :)

This is a list of my dream rides. Although there might be 1 or 2 that might be a reality at some point in my life, most are cars that I will only be able to drive in my head. It’s in a random order so this doesn’t mean it’s the rank I’d want them.

First, a black on black Ford Mustang. I didn’t really like the mustang until the newer models came out and now I love them. I’d want it “murdered out” with a flat black coat. This is one of the few that I would hope I can actually acquire in my life. 🙂

The next one is definitely a dream car. I don’t have a specific style I’d want because I would want any Ferrari. I wouldn’t be greedy. 😉

I fell in love with this car in the first “Fast and Furious” movie. The Toyota Supra. They haven’t made one since the 90’s but it is still an amazing car. There are rumors it will be brought back and I can only cross my fingers. This too is one that I might be able to have in my life.

The ultimate “Man-ride”. The original Hummer H1. I have had the privilege of driving this but the one I drove was probably 2000 lbs heavier. I am also licensed to drive this truck in the Marines. Just an all-around bad ass  piece of machine.

If you’ve ever rode on a crotch rocket than you know where I’m coming from with this. The “Ferrari” of motorcycles, the Ducati. The sexiest bike that has ever laid rubber on pavement. I’d like to think I could handle the 1098 but I don’t know. My GSX-R 600 was more than enough for me. 🙂

I’m not real big into cruisers but this is probably the only one I’d ever think about getting. The Harley V-Rod. There’s not really any other Harley that can compare looks-wise.

Even though I like the older style a little bit more, this was a sick picture. One of the few greats that comes from our own country. The Dodge Viper.

Old school muscle can’t look any better than this. 1969 Dodge Camaro.

And for when I make my first billion. 🙂 I think I’ll get myself a Maybach. The car that defines Luxury. Reclining seats and a bar. It also has power that can compete with any car out there.

 

If you can’t tell, I like black.